All it took was 1.) a bar and 2.) the fact that the convenience area sold milk for us to try and get ol' Captain Linebeck drunk (...on milk. That's what they do in Zelda don't ask) at San Japan. When there's no one around to listen to his exaggerated stories of heroism, I'd imagine he turns quite grumpy and laments about his bad experiences with the wimmen folk.
The bar also lit up, how cool! Thanks to my sister for the photo!