Gonna get that thing over there
Though I have to admit, I look pretty *worried* about whatever I'm staring at off screen.
Must be that white smear on the wall.
What made it? Is it coming after me? Can I bite whatever it is that is coming after me?
Strangely, these pictures make me look really muscular--which is a total lie. I am completely out of shape, and I was ashamed at my body in this photoshoot filled with beautiful girls.
Er, well, obviously there aren't any beautiful girls in *this* photo, so keep scrolling to see them!