And I didn't even get fired.
Turns out even the store manager has a sense of humor when it comes to costumed freaks, even when they are his employees and were kinda scaring the customers. Me on the left, (surprisingly amicable) boss-boss Gary in the middle, friend/co-worker Shannon on the right.
I made the humble suggestion that these should be our new uniforms. He made the humble suggestion that the face paint probably wasn't hygienic when working in a grocery store.